{"title":"Sarcastic and Funny Kitchen Towels","description":"\u003cp\u003eKitchen towels embroidered with funny and sarcastic designs.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"embroidered-kitchen-towel-funny-cat-its-fine-im-fine-design","title":"Embroidered Kitchen Towel: Funny Cat, 'It's Fine, I'm Fine\" Design","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Towel That Gets It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"It's Fine. I'm Fine. Everything is Fine.\" — featuring a perfectly stressed-out black cat who is absolutely not fine. If this speaks to your soul, this towel was made for you. Machine embroidered onto a crisp white flour sack towel, it's equal parts hilarious and functional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat Makes It Special\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIconic \"It's Fine I'm Fine Everything is Fine\" quote with a frazzled black cat embroidered design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your text color: Black, Blue, Purple, Green, Red, or Dark Pink. If you'd like a text color not listed here, contact me.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered onto a white 100% cotton flour sack towel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-washed and pre-dried before embroidering for a soft, ready-to-use feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures approximately 27\" x 27\" — a generous, functional size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with care in my home studio in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat's included:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e One embroidered kitchen towel, ready to use or gift\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash in cool water and tumble dry on low heat. Touch up with an iron as needed to keep it looking its best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCat lovers, sarcasm enthusiasts, introverts, and anyone who has ever had a bad day (or a week, or a year). Makes a hilarious and heartfelt gift for birthdays, housewarming parties, holidays, or just because — no occasion needed when the vibe is this relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stitching Dreams","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":50685472080111,"sku":null,"price":17.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":50685472112879,"sku":null,"price":17.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":50685472145647,"sku":null,"price":17.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":50685472178415,"sku":null,"price":17.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":50685472211183,"sku":null,"price":17.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":50685472243951,"sku":null,"price":17.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0833\/7922\/4815\/files\/5cfc42ae-il_fullxfull.8227162586_69rf.jpg?v=1789944399"},{"product_id":"shopping-with-your-husband-funny-embroidered-kitchen-towel","title":"Shopping With Your Husband Funny Embroidered Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Towel That Gets the Joke\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Shopping With Your Husband is Like Hunting With the Game Warden\" — if this made you laugh, this towel was made for you. Machine embroidered in dark brown, olive green, and dark blue onto a crisp white flour sack towel, it's equal parts funny and functional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat Makes It Special\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWitty embroidered quote in dark brown, olive green, and dark blue thread\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered onto a white 100% cotton flour sack towel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-washed and pre-dried before embroidering for a soft, ready-to-use feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures approximately 27\" x 27\" — a generous, functional size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with care in my home studio in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat's included:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e One embroidered kitchen towel, ready to use or gift\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash in cool water and tumble dry on low heat. 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